Rahul: Daddy?
Rajiv: Yes, son.
Rahul: Are Sikhs the favored sons of India?
Rajiv: Yes, son, they hold high positions in our government.
Rahul: And our President is a Sikh.
Rajiv: Sort of
Rahul: Sikhs are only two percent of our population but form ten percent of our army.
Rajiv: Precisely, son, you are so bright. I am proud of you.
Rahul: Daddy?
Rajiv: Goon, son.
Rahul: Are we the most favored sons of India?
Rajiv: Why do you say that, son?
Rahul: Because Brahmins are only three percent of India’s population but hold 90% of all government and administrative jobs.
Rajiv: I won’t like you to publicize that, son.
Rahul: I am sorry, dad.
Rajiv: I still love you, son.
Rahul: I love you too, dad.
Article extracted from this publication >> February 8, 1985