Unfair Banking Practice
Ms . Smythe said a voice al the end of the line. This is Mr. Rank at the bank
Yes?
Your account is overdrawn this month. You owe us $27.15.
How much did I have in my account last month?
I’ll look it up. Ah here it is. You had $714.84.
So last month you owed me $714.84.
Yes.
Did I phone you when you owed me money?
To a great extent opportunity depends on ability. I will take two
A-contractor wanted to give a government official a sports car. The official objected saying: Sir common decency and my basic sense of honor would never permit me to accept a gift like that.
The contractor replied: I quite understand. Suppose we do this. I’ll send you the sport’s car for $10.
The official thought a moment. In that case he said I’ll take two.
Smart Canine
Fred went over to see his old friend Mike and saw a large shaggy dog sprawled in the hallway the dog didn’t even blink when he stepped across its near-comatose body. What kind of dog is it? he asked his friend. It’s a hunting dog replied Mike.
Fred expressed disbelief.
Sure it’s a hunting dog said Mike He’s always hunting a meal or a place to lie down and go to sleep.
First Class
A woman who a run a nursery school in a large town in southern Alberta was delivering a station wagon load of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting on the front seat was a Dalmatian. The children fell to discussing the dog’s duties
They use him to keep the crowds back said one five year old. No said another he’s just for good luck.
A third child brought the argument to an end. They use the dog he said firmly to find the fire hydrant.
Article extracted from this publication >> July 31, 1992
