A little girl was sent upstairs by her mother to empty the wastebaskets but she returned so quickly that her mother said “Dear you couldn’t have emptied all the baskets in this time.
“They didn’t need emptying Mother” the girl replied “They just needed stepping in.”
Gray Hairs
The little girl had been giving her mother a hard time al morning. Finally her mother said “Please behave yourself don’t you know every time you misbehave I get another gray hair in my head?”
“My” the little girl said “you sure must have been a bad little girl. Just look at all the gray hairs Grandmother has!”
Soak it!
“Think I’ve got a touch of tennis elbow Doc” said the man “What do you suggest I do?”
The doctor examined the elbow and said “if it gets any worse I’ll give you a shot of cortisone. In the meantime just soak it in hot water.”
“But Doc” said the man “my wife thinks it should be soaked in cold water.”
“Well” said the doctor “my wife thinks it should be soaked in hot water!”
Article extracted from this publication >> June 26, 1992
